Hetalia Pick-Up Lines!
Italy: Can you be Princess Peach while I be Mario and instead of mushrooms, we can eat pasta!Germany: You don't need to train. You're perfect just the way you are
Japan: If this was a dating sim, I'd definitely pick you
America: Looks like you need a hero, can I be him?
England: How would you like to see the Big Ben?
France: Are you from Paris because you're driving me in-Seine
Russia: My nose isn't the only big thing I have
China: How would you like to visit the Great Wall of China?
Iceland: You're as cute as a Puffin...
Norway: You're so beautiful, it's as if you casted a spell on me...
Denmark: If you were beer, I'd drink you all night!
Finland: I'll have no trouble fitting down your chimney this year!
Sweden: How would you like to be my wife?
Prussia: Even my vocals can't compare to how awesome your voice sounds
Austria: Let me help you hit those high notes
Switzerland: You're as beautiful as the Swiss alps
Spain: Ever have a bull fight in bed?
Romano: Did you know the human body is made up of 95% water? Lucky for you I'm getting kinda thirsty....
Lithuania: I like your dress but I'd think it'd look better on my bed
Estonia: Wanna see my hard drive? It's six inches long and I swear it's not floppy
Latvia: Don't blame me for falling in love! You're the one who tripped me...
Poland: You are like, totally fabulous!
Hungary: My favourite pairing? Me and you of course!
Liechtenstein: Wanna go shopping? We can get matching bows!
Seychelles: I hate holding this fish all the time. Can I hold you instead?
Belgium: You're as sweet as the chocolate on Belgian waffles!
Canada: You're better than a gold metal since I can you home even if I lose
Greece: If your were a stray cat, I'd let you sleep with me every night
Turkey: The price of borrowing my mask? One date
Netherlands: Even a tulip can't compare to your beauty...
Hong Kong: You're as cute as a panda
Korea: The song Gangnam Style must've been created for us!
Belarus: If I squint closely, you look like Russia...
Ukraine: One of my buttons popped off. Can we go search for it at your place?
Sealand: Do you come with tartar sauce because you're a great catch!
Scotland: Do you have any Scot in you? No? Would you like some?
Ireland: I know this sounds typical but kiss me, I'm Irish
Romania: They say vampires sparkle but they haven't met you yet
Australia: I'm like a boomerang. I keep on coming back
Egypt: I hope you don't mind sand in everything
I think that if I were a pokémon I’d be a psyduck
trying to socialize with friends
getting a compliment
new episode of my favorite show
responsibilities
life
whoever made this, I love you
my nationality is hetalian
(Source: lawlietcrustfoot)
